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Level 1
( ) Smoked a cigarette.
( ) Smoked a cigar.
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex.  

Level 2
(x) Are/been in love.
( ) Dumped someone.
( ) Been fired.
(x) Been in a fist fight.

Level 3
(x) Had a crush on an older person.
(x) Skipped class.
( ) Slept with a co-worker.
(x) Seen someone/something die.

Level 4
(x) Had/have a crush on one of your DA friends.
( ) Been to Paris.  
( ) Been to Spain.
(x) Been on a plane.
( ) Thrown up from drinking.

Level 5
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Been snowboarding.
(x) Met someone in person through the internet.
(x) Been in a mosh pit
SO FAR: 12

Level 6
(x) Been in an abusive relationship.
(x) Taken painkillers.
(x) Liked/loved someone who you couldn't have.
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(x) Made a snow angel.
SO FAR: 17

Level 7
( ) Had a tea party.
( ) Flown a kite.
(x) Built a sand castle.
( ) Gone mudding.
(x) Played dress-up.
SO FAR: 19

Level 8
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(x) Gone sledding.
(x) Cheated while playing a game.
(x) Been Lonely.
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school.
SO far: 24

Level 10
(x) Watched the sun set or rise.
( ) Felt an earthquake.
( ) Killed a snake.
SO FAR: 25

Level 11
(x) Been tickled.
(x) Been robbed/vandalized.
(x) Been cheated on.
(x) Been misunderstood.
SO FAR: 29

Level 12
(x) Won a contest.
(x) Been suspended from school.
(x) Had detention.
( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident.  
SO FAR: 32

Level 13
( ) Had/have braces. (Godly teeth)
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Danced in the moonlight. (I have, and it felt fabulous!)
SO FAR: 34

Level 14
(x) Hated the way you look.
(x) Witnessed a crime.
( ) Pole danced.
(x) Questioned your heart.
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes.
SO FAR: 37

Level 15
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud.
(x) Been to the opposite side of the world.
(x) Swam in the ocean.
(x) Felt like you were dying.
SO FAR: 41

Level 16
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Played cops and robbers.
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
(x) Sang karaoke.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins.
SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(x) Made prank phone calls.
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
( ) Kissed in the rain.
SO FAR: 48

Level 18
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
(x) Watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about.
(x) Blown bubbles.
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere.
SO FAR: 52

Level 19
( ) Crashed a party.
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading.
(x) Had a wish come true.
( ) Been humped by a monkey.
SO FAR: 54

Level 20
( ) Worn pearls.
( ) Jumped off a bridge.
(x) Screamed bad words
( ) Swam with dolphins.
SO FAR: 55

Level 21
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes
( ) Kicked a fish.
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes.(once again, Fabulous.)
( ) Sat on a rooftop and watched the stars.
SO FAR: 56

Level 22
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
( ) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel.
( ) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours.
(x) Recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about.
SO FAR: 58

Level 23
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(x) Climbed a tree.
(x) Had/been in a tree house.
(x) Been scared to watch scary movies alone.
SO FAR: 64

Level 24
(x) Believe in ghosts.
(x) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
( ) Gone streaking.
( ) Visited a jail.
SO FAR:  66

Level 25
( ) Played chicken.
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
( ) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Been easily amused.(Always.)
SO FAR: 69

Level 26
(x) Caught a fish then ate it later.
(x) Made a porn video/got asked to make one. (Twas a joke asking, but still.. Meh~)
(x) Caught a butterfly.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried so hard you laughed.
SO FAR: 74

Level 27
( ) Mooned/flashed someone.
(x) Had someone moon/flash you.
(x) Cheated on a test.
(x) Forgotten someone's name.
( ) French braided someone's hair.
( ) Gone skinny dipping.
( ) Been kicked out of your house.
SO FAR: 77

Level 28
(x) Rode a roller coaster.
(x) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
( ) Had a cavity.  
(x) Blackmailed someone.
(x) Been blackmailed.
SO FAR: 81

Level 29
(x) Been used.
(x) Fell going up the stairs.
(x) Licked a cat.
(x) Bitten a cat.
( ) Gone to a rave party.
SO FAR: 85

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
( ) Had sex in the rain.
( ) Flattened someone's tires.
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on.
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas.

0-10: Go outside.
11-20: Get a life.
21-30: Loser.
31-40: Loner.
41-50: You have friends?
51-60: You're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you.
71-80: Mr. Cool.
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Friggin' awesome!
101-110: Woah!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse...


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Dante Hayes
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
Conceived during a late night viewing of the cricket in late 1992, Daniel "Dante" Hayes was born a mere eight months later and with it the world met it's newest Scottish gaming nerd that would one day be called something epic no one's thought of yet. He was raised in southern Edinburgh, Scotland until he was a young lad of four. He was then was torn from his homeland and taken to Sydney, Australia, where he lives to this very day.

He grew up a smarter then average child, beating even the people testing him at a pre-school level, and continued on in this fashion until the end of sixth grade.

Upon the beginning of the hallowed seventh grade, the game changed. Everything became about relationships and parties. But to Dante, a fun night for him was at home playing games. It was this year that he would also meet his bestest of friends, many of which he didn't know would turn out as such.

The first person he met was Jake, a blonde guy from the Britlands that had the qualifications of a pool boy, and an obsession with himself that could not be matched. Then there was Tegan "Tegz0rz" Ross. At first he was skeptical of her and stayed clear of her way but managed to end up in the firing line a few times. A place he never, ever wants to be again. And finally there was his gleefully dimwitted compadre Luke. The two have been on many escapades in their friendship, including Luke accidently feeling Dante's fist of justice right in his face. They both immediately laughed like crazy as others watched, thinking something along the lines of "What the F*crow noise*k are those two on?" Such... Elequent... Language was common in those parts, and still is.

And the four friends have endured many harsh times and many enemies to stand today, pretty much the same as they were about five years ago.

Refusal to grow up, achieved.

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Tegz0rz Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW I'M ON YOUR LIST OF BROSEPHS! <3 I seriously don't remember the "line of fire" time, or when you said you dodged school for a week to avoid me. I may have the memory of an eighty year old, though, so it's understandable.
Orlenius Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
You like writing?! No way, I don't believe you man. Th-this is just too much for me right now D:

Shinigami-Gav Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I know! It shocks me too! :o When I found out I almost had to go to rehab!
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